Rachel on Thanksgiving
"Goddamn
it" Rachel thought. "I hate Thanksgiving and the way
school glorifies sexist pilgrims. As you may remember from previous
episodes hated her school. yesterday when she told teacher entire
class that did not believe in they all laughed at her.
"They
all hate me" she thought.
"We all hate her" they thought.
Then
her teacher had given her the task of building the paper mache`
turkey for the school
play as punishment and to "rekindle" her
Thanksgiving spirit.
Rachel
found this to be the perfect chance to get even. So then with
the help of her pet rabbit, Chuck Yeager, made a bomb
shaped like a turkey out of coconut and sand as she had once
seen the Professor on Gilligan's Island do. Then she walked to
school carrying her coconut turkey shaped bomb. Unfortunately
on her way to school she tripped and fell and cracked her head
open on the sidewalk and died.
And everyone was Thankful.
The End
blows
up her school | july 4 | july4
v2.0 | christmas | christmas
v2.0 | has a cold | first
day of school | last day of school | halloween | holiday | new
years y2k | thanksgiving | thanksgiving
2.0 | valentine's | valentines
v2.0 | veteran's day
