Rachel In Chemistry Class

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Rachel was in chemistry. They were doing a lab called "Making Bombs from Household Products".

Everyone in the class was dumb, so they couldn't do it. Rachel made an atom bomb out of table salt, staples and an atom bomb kit. She starting laughing, probably because of all the chemical fumes in the room. Then Rachel donned her safety goggles, because every clinically insane person values their eyesight. Then she got out a cute little pair of goggles for her pet rabbit, Chuck Yeager. Now they would be safe from the explosion! She set off the bomb in the cafeteria, then her and Chuck Yeager went to Taco Bell. Then some student that had skipped school came up and shot her in the damn head.

The End

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