Rachel on The Last Day Of School
The
entire year Rachel had planned for this moment, she had finally
figured out a way to blow up her school
on the very last day.
Rachel laughed to herself and and thought, "They'll
all get what they deserve because, They all hate me"
"We all hate her" Her classmates thought.
Rachel
had devised a perfect scheme. She and her pet rabbit, Chuck
Yeager had hooked up the scan-tron automated
test grader machine to explode after the the fifth test went
though. "This
is fool proof." Rachel brooded. Rachel happened to be a very
good brooder, she had been practicing brooding for months so
her brooding would be just right when the moment came, and
golly was she ever ready.
Rachel
quickly filled in all those damn bubbles into a pattern that
somehow resembled the lead singer of Poison, Bret Michaels.
Rachel turned in her answer sheet and asked to go to the bathroom. "UnSkinnyBop
I won't ever stop heh heh" she thought to herself.
Skipping out the front door to freedom Rachel was so over joyed
that her plan was finally set into action that she failed too
look both ways before crossing the street and she and her pet
rabbit, Chuck Yeager got run over by a Volvo.
"Oh
my god, they killed Rachel, You bastards!" shouted
Brandon. The teacher looked out the window and saw Rachel's
limp lifeless body lying helplessly in the road. "I suppose
you kids are all going to pretend to be to sad to finish the
exam, and we can't take the exam at a later date so you all
get A's, except Rachel cause she already finished her exam,
Class dismissed."
"School's
out for summer!" all the children
sang, even though none of them were old enough to actually
remember hearing the Alice Cooper song on the radio.
That
summer the school sold the old scan tron automatic grader machine
and bought a new one that had a shiny
plaque on it that read "In Memory of Rachel, She gave us all
A's on our final exams." The whole think was pretty ironic,
Don't you think? It's like raaaaaaain on a rainy day, It's
a death row hard-on two minutes to late, It's like meeting
the girl of my dreams and finding out she's only five. And
isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
The End
blows
up her school | july 4 | july4
v2.0 | christmas | christmas
v2.0 | has a cold | first
day of school | last day of school | halloween | holiday | new
years y2k | thanksgiving | thanksgiving
2.0 | valentine's | valentines
v2.0 | veteran's day
