Rachel has a Cold

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Rachel was sitting in class one day. She was sick. Well, we knew that, but her tummy hurt, too. So there she was in English class, talking about pimps, feminists and the Bobbitt saga. Despite her intense desire to murder everyone, the morning was pretty calm.

The class was in groups talking about stuff Rachel had no clue about, but she was sure it had something to do with sex. So there were all these perverts there and Rachel got scared.

"They all want to kill me," thought Rachel.

"We all want to kill Rachel," thought the class.

Then Rachel sneezed. Her brain fell out onto the desk.

"Well, that's not right," thought Rachel. Then she died.

 

The End

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