Rachel on The 4th Of July
The entire school year Rachel had tried to figure
out a way to blow up her school but alas, to no avail. Finally
on the 4th of July, the night in which America celebrates it
independence, when her school would be having a large fireworks
display she had a plan.
"I really need to blow up my school, all my
classmates hate me" Rachel thought.
"We all hate her" her classmates thought.
Her
plan was simple. She'd re-aim all the fireworks, with help
from her pet rabbit, Chuck Yeager, toward the school
and them they would blow up the school and it would look like
an accident. With the stealth of . . . uhm . . . something
really stealthy Rachel re-aimed the fireworks and snuck back
to her tree house to watch the festivities.
The
school's janitor, whom all the kids called groundskeeper Willie
but really had no reason to seeing as
his name was John Elway, was about to light the fireworks,
Rachel donned her safety goggles. We all know that every clinically
insane person values their eyesight more than anything.
The
fireworks rocketed though the air like fireworks on the 4th
of July toward the school. Rachel grinned
triumphantly as she watched. However she did not know what
was about to happen next because she didn't plan on it happening.
The fireworks recoched . . . rickoched . . . bounced off the
school wall and landed in her tree house and blew up and killed
her.
The End
blows
up her school | july 4 | july4
v2.0 | christmas | christmas
v2.0 | has a cold | first
day of school | last day of school | halloween | holiday | new
years y2k | thanksgiving | thanksgiving
2.0 | valentine's | valentines
v2.0 | veteran's day
