Crut's Bad Poetry Corner : Valentine's Day
V -
is for Vagina, If women didn't have these men
wouldn't give a
rat's ass about Valentine's Day.
A - is
for Aardvark. I hope my valentine gets me an Aardvark.
L -
is for Love as In Courtney Love. We're all
celebrating her birthday today. This is why I don't understand
Valentine's
Day. Why
are we celebrating Love? She's not that great a singer and
her
band's named after her late husband's head.
E - if
for "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. If that doesn't
scream
Valentine's day I don't know what does. Except maybe "Doll
Parts" by Hole.
N -
is for Nakedness. If that's not the key to a
successful Valentine's Day
I don't know what is . . .
T -
is for Title match, which is what Mankind
and the Rock had one year on the WWE Pay Per View On
Valentine's Day.
I -
is for Iggy Pop. I wonder who is going to
be his Valentine?
N - is
for
Noodles. Take note - Ramen noodles are not a romantic
dinner.
E - is
for
Elvis. He's left the Building.
sweetest
day | birthday | hannukah | christmas | father's
day | father's day2 | mother's
day | thanksgiving | valentine's
day
