Crut's Bad Poetry Corner : Mother's Day
M - is for Mother, the reason I write this here poem.
O - is for Ovaries, without them, I would not have a mother.
T - is for Timmy and The Lords of The Underworld. Because on Comedy
Central it's Tim-May and Mother's Day is in
Tim-May.
H - is for the Hamburgerler, while he can steal your Quarter Pounder,
he can never steal your Mother. Unless your
mother was
a cow who was made into a hamburger, and then sold at McDonald's
for 79 Cents. Then he might steal your mother.
E - is
for Eve. As in the "Adam and Eve" catalog.
Do not do
your Mother's Day shopping with that.
R - is for Robert Van Winkle. When his angry mother whips out his
full name, Vanilla Ice, knows he's in real trouble.
