Crut's Bad Poetry Corner : Hannukah
H - is for Hannukah,
the reason I write this poem.
A - is for Another
way to spell Channuka, and that's Chanuka.
N - is for Noodles. I dunno what
they have to do with Chanukah though.
N - is for Next,
as in "Who's
Next?",
That's what professional
wrestler Bill Goldberg says, and he's Jewish, so he celebrates
Chanuko.
U - is for Underwear, I hate getting underwear
for Hannuka.
K - is for Khanukkah,
the reason I write this poem.
K - is for Khannukah, the reason
I write this poem.
A - is for All the ways to spell Hanuka, for example
there is Hanukah, Kanukkah, Khannuka, Khanuka, Khanukah, and the
more
obscure Xanuka.
H - is for Hanukkah,
the reason I write this poem.
sweetest
day | birthday | hannukah | christmas | father's
day | father's day2 | mother's
day | thanksgiving | valentine's
day