Crut's Bad Poetry Corner : Christmas
C -
is for Christmas, the reason I write this poem.
H -
is for Hanukkah, but I already did that poem.
R -
is for Reruns, There's always reruns of the
Pac Man Christmas Special.
I -
is for Ice, Ice Baby. Yo, word to your mother,
It's Christmas time.
S -
is for Snow, "12 inches of Snow" would be a bad
Christmas
present. I mean "Informer" was so 1990!
T - Is
for Mr. T. I pity the fool who doesn't know what Mr. T has to
do with Christmas.
M -
is for Megadeth, It'd be really cool if they
did a version of Silent night.
A -
is for Aardvark. I want and Aardvark for Xmas.
S -
is for Santa. I was a mall Santa one year. Some
kid puked on me. That friggin' sucked.
sweetest
day | birthday | hannukah | christmas | father's
day | father's day2 | mother's
day | thanksgiving | valentine's
day
