VPML: Movie Reviews

<map NAME="boxmap-p8"><area SHAPE="RECT" COORDS="14, 200, 103, 207" HREF="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm/privacy-policy.html?o=1" ><area COORDS="0,0,10000,10000" HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect-home/theverypathemail" ></map><img src="http://rcm-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/rcm/120x240.gif" align=left width="120" height="240" border="0" usemap="#boxmap-p8" alt="Shop at Amazon.com"> I'm no Sikel. I'm no Ebert. I can't even get my hair to do that cool Gene Shalit thing. But I've watched ever episode of the cartoon series "The Critic" and that makes me qualified to review movies. Besides I know what sucks and I'm always willing to find new ways to put down Hollywood. If necessary I'll invent words like "Craptastic" or "AssTounding". Yeah, you'll never hear Roper say "Ass". He's my Biznitch!