From the Frugal File Clerk

This here be the section of the website where I put here stuff that I done wrote all by myself with no help from no one but meself and it don't fit anywhere else in the site. So if you done like what you done be reading here then I be responsible. And if you decide to copy this here writings into an email to send to a friend with "LOL" as your sole contribution to the humor then ya'll best be givin' me props like I done requested, Byotch.