Procrastination

I am writing this webpage now but what I am supposed to be doing is cleaning up the house.

I debate back and forth if cleaning the house is really going to be worth the hassle. This little angelic voice on my shoulder says, "You should be cleaning the house, Be a good boy and you will be rewarded."

Then, in harsh contrast the devilish voice on my other shoulder says "Don't clean the house, keep doing webpages and other things that distract you. It's just going to get dirty again and cleaning sucks goat balls. Who cares if all the dishes are clean?"

Then a stern voice on my OTHER shoulder says "You now have three shoulders, you have more important things to worry about then cleaning the house."

--Crut

P.S. Okay so it really wasn't that funny but it wasted time.