So what is the VPML? Well, I'm glad you asked. Oh ... you didn't
ask? Well someone did so just pretend it was it was you and we'll
move on.
So remember
how like a few years ago we used to have a fast food restaurant
called Kentucky Fried Chicken and then one day they
were just all gone only to be mysteriously replaced by a fast
food restaurant
that served the exact same food at the exact same prices with
the exact same Col. Sanders selling it, but only now the food
was healthy
because it came from KFC instead? Well the KFC is like the
VPML, and Kentucky Fried Chicken is like the *Very* Pathetic
Mailing
List, and the food is like my funny emails, and Col. Sanders
is like me, your tasty host, The Almighty DJ Jazzy Crut Doggie
Dogg. Except now KFC is again Kentucky Fried Chicken so I guess
that analogy doesn't hold up.
Most
people know me as Rabbi Crut,
but you can just just call me Crut, or Crut Doggie Dogg, or
Crutaholic, You know, that or, uh, His Crutness, or uh, Cruter,
or El Cruterino if you're not into the whole brevity thing,
just
don't
call
me at 3
a.m.
in the morning and ask me if my refrigerator is running.
It's broken,
and I know its not going to magically get fixed by the freon
elves, so I'm not checking to see if it's running again until
I call a
qualified refrigerator repairman or an old college buddy
who accepts six packs of beer as payment. Better make that
warm
six packs of
beer because as you may have noticed, my refrigerator is
broken.
So .
. . it occurred to me the other day week month a
while ago that it had been quite a while since I had updated
the
VPML web site. It had not occurred to me however occurred
to me how long it had been since I had updated it until I
took a
look at it
and realized that I had a whole section of this web site
dedicated to Hanson bashing. Not that I like Hanson now,
but that's
just so 1998 and there are many more lesser boy bands that
have emerged to take over the crappy music mantle. Also playing
into my descision was the fact that nearly everyone who'd ever
signed
the guestbook was saying "THEY ARE THE MOST TALENTED
MEN ON THIS PLANET!", "HANSON COULD KICK YOUR ASS" and
"HOTPOCKETS KICK ASS, U DON'T!" Not that their arguments
persuaded me mind you. But I started to feel bad that Taylor,
Zac and
. . . the other one, had nothing better to do than sign my
guest book. But the music business is fickle and, as they say
"in an MmmBop it's gone."
So I'm
clearing everything out down to the studs and pulling an "Extreme
Make-Over" "Trading Places" "Swan" "Extreme
Make Over: Home Edition" The Biggest Loser" "What
Not To Wear", Celerbrity Fit Club,entire TLC line
up on this site (Note to self, must finish overhaul before "Extreme
Make-Over" "Trading Places" "Swan" "Extreme
Make Over: Home Edition" The Biggest Loser" "What
Not To Wear" reference
gets dated). So look for the site
to be overhauled completely soon.
In
the mean time, please make you are subscribed to the
mailing list after
all this is a web page for a mailing list, not a mailing
list for a web page. Also check out the VPML
store and buy a shirt or something.
Even if you don't want to buy a shirt, buy one or two anyway
because there are hundreds of topless women in Africa who
don't have
any shirts to wear.
They'd be happy to have any shirt let alone one as cool
as the shirts in the vpml store.
Then you can mock them because you have a shirt and they don't.
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